My most recent email to my boss while he was on vacation to update him on a simple little project.

Without flying to India and holding their hand while spoon feeding them,
I cannot explain how email works any clearer than I already have. The
level of programming inexperience emanating from {india team name} has exceeded
the threshold that I allow myself to be exposed to during the course of
one day.

Email conversion is not complete because they fail to read, comprehend
and/or pay attention to anything other than the Corky from “Life Goes
On” ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096635/ ) retarded code that they
insist upon creating.