Ok, for the record those who know me understand that I only verbally abuse those who deserve it. I guess one of my co-workers wanted to make sure I knew what I sounded like so he recorded these clips… I promptly abused him into submission.

Clip 1: Can you detect the sarcasm

Clip 2: Idiot

Clip 3: Whatever

Clip 4:

Well I found myself with some downtime recently and decided to go back to freelance development. I figured it would be best to have some sort of online front facing site. In the past I have always approached my freelance development work from a business aspect, but have decided this time to take a more individual approach.

It still has some minor work to be done, but for the most part it is complete. White Star Studios

If you know me… you know my views on religion, so at work today an interesting conversation about the validity of regions came up.  To my surprise this did not spawn the ever popular argument of who is right or wrong, but prompted myself and one other to attack the problem with crude math and linear time-lines….. ya.. we were a bit bored today.

This mostly spawned from one of my co-workers trying his hardest to explain to me how dinosaurs fit into “God” creating the world and all known things in 7 days.  The brief synopsis of his ….. we’ll call it “description” is as follows.

God created the world and all known things in 7 days,… but these are not human days.. these are God days, and being God is a creature of the 5th dimension he views time from a linear perspective as he is outside of our human 4-dimension existence… (considering time to be the 4th dimension). 

(Also, this is the same person who tried to convince me that carbon dating is not accurate by any means and most carbon dated items are incorrectly dated by an unknown amount of time… but that is a different discussion.)

 So utilizing his logic in time calculations, we determined that each one of “Gods” days are approx. 350,000 to 3,000,000 human years.  Allowing him to create dinosaurs on the 2nd day… (Please see diagram,. large dot above the number 2 on the time line.)  According to our friends description… humans being created on the 7 day… (please note large red dot above the number 7 on the time-line. 

Which can only lead to one thing… we are all currently living somewhere in the 8th or 9th day of gods time table.

 ok.. next weeks post will be about this same friends explanation of how Adam and Eve spawned the entire population of our planet.

Notes:

• Yes Revolation is spelled incorrectly on the board for a reason.
• The stick figure at the top is “God” our creature of the 5 dimension.
• Gods 7 days actually is 1-650,000 million years ago…
• No this entire post is not an exaggeration, this is how it was explained to me.. I just applied the ridiculous math figures.

Really?!?  Is this something truly needed?  Has the cocking of one’s arm and forward thrust motion become so difficult that the humans of current day find a need for this? I found it funny, in the description for this product it states that the launcher comes with a “slew” of parts. Is a “slew” really and accurate description for a count of something?