http://www.vexedmonkey.com Beware the fury of a patient monkey. Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:55:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Ok, for the record those who know me understand that I only verbally abuse those who deserve it. I guess one of my co-workers wanted to make sure I knew what I sounded like so he recorded these clips... I promptly abused him into submission. Clip 1: Can ... http://www.vexedmonkey.com/2008/08/11/remember-what-its-like-to-work-with-me/ So I have found my newest, "omg why would you do this" piece of code. The code in question is: "value" == $variable; //instead of the traditional $variable == "value"; The reason given for writing it this way.... because if you accidentally forget to type the second ='s sign it will not ... http://www.vexedmonkey.com/2008/08/09/coding-standards-omg-why/ Lets start with, this is working for me and I am posting this because of the time it took me to find the little information I could about Zend_Session::setSaveHandler utilizing memcache. We are going to make the assumption you have memcache loaded and working; cause I don't feel like explaining the ... http://www.vexedmonkey.com/2008/08/01/zend-framework-sessions-in-memcache/ Well I found myself with some downtime recently and decided to go back to freelance development. I figured it would be best to have some sort of online front facing site. In the past I have always approached my freelance development work from a business aspect, but have ... http://www.vexedmonkey.com/2008/07/15/white-star-relaunched/